Hey, Lukemia and Lymphoma Society?

So, L&LS society, I was thinking... If 5 cents can save a childs life, wouldn't it, y'know, be a better idea to keep the Nickles rather then sending them out in random letters?

Just, y'know, throwing that out there for you.

An open letter to the American public

Goddammit you assholes. Shit like this is EXACTLY what's wrong with the country today. Why, in the name of Dante's nine hells, is Lady Gaga even ON this fucking list? More imporantly, why are you people even VOTING for her?! Jeebus H. Laserchrist, people, she's a fucking *POP STAR*. At least Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade started a yearly charity for sick kids.

So, in conclusion: FUCK YOU GUYS. I'm going home.

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X