Today, thanks to Kotaku, I saw your concept art for the Male Wizard:
I, for one, am outraged and appalled at your consistent attempts to sexualize men, and turn us into nothing more then shirtless beefcakes for females to oogle and undress with their filthy pervert eyes. Why, just the fact that as a man he is expected to be tan, toned, and buffed, oiled up and showing his pecs, is an indication of the immoral depths that society as a whole has come to thanks to filthy smut like Conan the Barbarian, Twilight, and Marvel/DC comics.
Why, just the other day I was walking by the park, and had to endure the humiliating wolf whistles and cat calls of no less then 15 women, who treated me as nothing more then a gigolo for daring to wear a leather harness and copius amounts of tanning oil. I did not ASK to be treated in such a manner, but must continue to suffer the perverted fantasies of women for what I choose to wear, thanks to the moral decline of our great nation.
To this end, I humbly submit this picture of what the male Wizard *SHOULD* look like, once unchained from the shackles of the perverted worldview of you women obssessed with physical perfection and sexual objectification:
Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X
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