Thursday, February 25, 2010

An open letter to game executives

Dear (Insert game executives name here),

Goddamnit, will you stop assuming that everyone who pre-orders or buys a collectors edition of a single player game has an internet connection? "Oh hey, so, y'know how you just spent $70 buying that brand new collectors edition of Arkham Asylum? And how we're giving you these spiffy extra challenge maps? Yeah, well, you better have XBox Live, sucker!". Do me a favor: Take the the next Marketing Rep who thinks it's a good idea to include a download code as part of a Collectors Edition and have his ass fired. There's no real excuse for not already including it in the package, especially for the price I'm already paying.

In conclusion: FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X

P.S: An extra special FUCK YOU to the asshole at EA who thought up the clusterfuck of forcing people to be connected online all the time just to play C&C4. Theres a special place in hell just for you, buddy. And not the good hell, either, but the bad one where you have to play Aquaman.

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